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big boi the cat

my shadow
is an orange creamsicle
an overweight stalker
part time yoga pose creator
he is a light sleeper
laser chaser extraordinaire
furry zen master
a fat ninja
with a tripartite kryptonite composite of
water
garbage trucks
and a handy man named juan
he is part baby tiger
part sumo wrestler
able to maintain impressive skills
by taking naps and eating snacks
to meow in seven languages
and sing in eleven
he is
the fuzzikins

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