it was a sad day
microwave ate my lunch
they’re not going anywhere
i don’t want to go with them
somebody ate all the chips
it was me
animal cookies won’t work in the circus
i’m not supposed to wear sunscreen in the rain
twin sister high fived my face
doggy door was too small for me and the diaper
somebody had to go
it was a sad day

*inspired by a series of photos about toddlers throwing tantrums on Facebook by the profile page, “Just Us Moms”