i like to dance with the homies in the swanky joint with no dance floor
because somewhere
it’s happy hour
i like to have prayer meeting on a friday
at the strip club
for the saints working their way
through med school
the husbands
looking for a reason to go home
i like to go on singles cruises
with the wife
talk her up to other guys
pretend i got game
make half of them jealous
half of them hopeful